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Cayenne You Do It Or Not?

I stared at the tiny little bottle and thought to myself, how bad could it be?

All it says, in the brilliant world of Google, is that I should put a 1/4 teaspoon into a cup of hot water.

Sounds weird to do that for a burning ulcer, but it’s online. If it’s online, it must be true.

So what it’s cayenne pepper, it’s only 1/4 of a teaspoon. Practically nothing at all. No biggie.

I followed the instructions and stirred up my brew. I looked at it and took a quick swig, trying not to think, but still holding my nose. I am sure most of you have never tried this, but trust me, closing your nostrils will not mask out that taste in the slightest bit. I only got half of a gulp down, to my disappointment, and I still had the whole rest of the cup to go. I filled up a large pitcher of room temperature water and prepared myself to lick the concoction clean.

The cup suddenly looks so big and so full, seemingly impossible.

Come on, don’t be a wuss, just drink it down and get it over with.

Oh my ulcer will cry, I’m so sorry, ulcer, I am so truly sorry…. Read the rest of this entry